Qué mierda acabo de ver pa clase… me ha ordenado ver la película Azuloscurocasinegro y pues ya lo veía pero…joder. JODER. Qué película era ésta, qué rara y difícil a entender…pero cómo me encantó!
No lo puedo entender. no lo puedo entender…
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
Now I’m really upset that “spouse” isn’t actually pronounced “spooze” because that is adorable. “This is my spooze.” Yes good.
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
why are we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still movingShould I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names